LIFE of AMBER, WAYNE, AND MINI DAVID UPDATE: Brought to you by Wayne

BABY - Born March 1st. Pure awesomeness. He's already smiling and trying to cause trouble. Luckily, strict rules, grounding, time out and a mini spank have reduced this mischief.

AF1 and AF2 flew for testing to Edwards Air Force Base: (side note, I had nothing to do with building these other than watching them fly over my house)

Obamas met me at Reagan International Airport for my conference: We discussed China, Oil Spills, Laws in Arizona and how we can apply those to Canada too, Rap Music, and slipping me a little of that stimulus money for a new bike. After this conversation I really respect him a lot more now.
In summary I have tried to save the world through bringing into the world its soon to be newest dictator/ruler - David Funk, Tried to defend the world with F-3 5's and spoken personally to Barack Hussein Obama about relinquishing command in two years to my son as he takes over and turns things around.

More to come in the future.